every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
Well fuck you too adelphi
flynnizard: was tim burton bullied by colours or something as a child
Aang: You will not be punished for your anger. You will be punished by your anger.
Korra: You talking to me? You wanna get fucked up? I'm gonna fuck you up if you don't stop talking.
Peeta: When I walk out the shop
Katniss: Not again-
Peeta: This is what I see
Katniss: Peeta stop
Peeta: Katniss Everdeen is a-lookin' at me
Peeta: I GOT A LOAF IN MY HANDS
Peeta: AND I AIN'T AFRAID TO THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT THROW IT
Katniss: You done?
Peeta: I'M PEETA AND YOU KNOW IT.
Welp if I don’t get into Manhattanville or Adelphi I’m pretty much fucked.
Finally got a job interview, but then made a fool of myself when they called to schedule it. Ffffffff I’ll have to show I’m not a really awkward idiot during the interview now. Fun times.
mostgay: Wow you’re an American girl who likes tea and Dr. Who how unique and British it’s like talking to the Queen of England herself
I figured, if I'm gonna turn it in two weeks late...
When “Pokemon” was first released in Japan,...
Ughhhh I still haven’t turned in my English take home test and I feel really guilty but not guilty enough to motivate me to write it.
in the year 6057
historian: over the last few years we have explored most parts of the prehistoric "the internet" and have come across a gathering of young adults called "tumblr".
historian: we discovered a large amount of "slash" which has lead us to believe that 99% of 21st century humans were homosexual. we do not yet understand how the species managed to surivive
historian: we also uncovered a never before seen language on "tumblr". Words and phrases such as "omg", "wat", "this shit cray" and "yolo" have been deciphered, but more complex sentences such as "dslfajsdlj no stop i can't evensldfjaldjaf" have yet to be understood