aintasuperhero: nehzoomey: how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
That awkward moment when you’re facebook stalking and accidentally like a photo of someone you never talk to.
blainesbonerinkurtsasshole: Season 6 of Glee: “I am the only openly straight kid in my school”
fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
indiethelorax: the-tardis-stalker-with-a-bafta: fwips: John Watkittens Sherlockitty Holmes Meowcroft Holmes James Pawiarty THIS Don’t forget Lestrade.
a romantic story →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: And they lived happily ever after. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
dontblinkitsabitnotgood: someactorkid: fantasmagoricallyawesomesawse: lifewithchris: foryourentertainmentoh: literarally: tyluhhhh: thrillionaire: nerdlyme: themostshambles: STOP. STOP. STOP. CACKLING THE NOISES I AM MAKING ARE NOT HUMAN OH MY SHIT I wonder how many times he’s done that in school! Totally done that before. Unfortunately, my hair decided to...
adamusprime: i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something” and karp was like
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
attractive boy: hi i'm halfway across the world
attractive boy: hi i hate your favorite band
cashcrab: The National Coalition Of Girls Who Still Think “Rawr Means I Love You In Dinosaur” Is A Thing will be holding a convention this weekend in New York City in which members affiliated with the group will meet together and form a massive sitting circle in which they will all draw pictures of Jack Skellington on each other’s Vans.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
Ohsweetjesus I’m going to have to buy a new sewing machine, but money, I don’t have any. And no job… Fffff I may have to suck it up and apply for a job at shop rite like my sister… Which would be a job and all but I hate her and we’d probably be working the same time and I just don’t like that idea.
Would it be socially acceptable to post “your ego is prego, this is one doodle that can’t be undid homeskillet.” on my pregnant sister-in-law’s wall? Or would that be frowned upon?…
Today's brilliant deduction
e-lodicolo: You either like frozen Gogurt or you’re wrong
Holyshit. I’m gonna be an aunt. Holyshit. No. No. I did not ask for this. Oh my god. I’m a terrible person. WHY COULDN’T THEY JUST USE PROTECTION OR SOMETHING THEY HAVEN’T EVEN BEEN MARRIED A YEAR!
cespur: curbstompdisco: mattchew03: Since the Toddlers & Tiaras Copyright Police had it removed from YouTube, I’m posting (an extended new version of) my Alana video here, honey boo-boo child. Is this really real? Oh man. ok what the fuck is even going on ‘cause idek