March 2012
aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
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That awkward moment when you’re facebook stalking and accidentally like a photo of someone you never talk to.
February 2012
blainesbonerinkurtsasshole:
Season 6 of Glee:
“I am the only openly straight kid in my school”
fuck genderswapping, i hereby demand all cast and...
indiethelorax:
the-tardis-stalker-with-a-bafta:
fwips:
John Watkittens
Sherlockitty Holmes
Meowcroft Holmes
James Pawiarty
THIS
Don’t forget Lestrade.
a romantic story →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
And they lived happily ever after.
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Watchdontblinkitsabitnotgood:
someactorkid:
fantasmagoricallyawesomesawse:
lifewithchris:
foryourentertainmentoh:
literarally:
tyluhhhh:
thrillionaire:
nerdlyme:
themostshambles:
STOP.
STOP.
STOP.
CACKLING
THE NOISES I AM MAKING ARE NOT HUMAN OH MY SHIT
I wonder how many times he’s done that in school!
Totally done that before. Unfortunately, my hair decided to...
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional
attractive boy: hi i'm halfway across the world
attractive boy: hi i hate your favorite band
cashcrab:
The National Coalition Of Girls Who Still Think “Rawr Means I Love You In Dinosaur” Is A Thing will be holding a convention this weekend in New York City in which members affiliated with the group will meet together and form a massive sitting circle in which they will all draw pictures of Jack Skellington on each other’s Vans.
PENCIL: You know, I'm really sorry.
ERASER: For what? You didn't do anything wrong.
PENCIL: I'm sorry, 'couse you get hurt because of me. Whenever I make a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller every time.
ERASER: That's true, but i don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though, one of these days, I know I'll be gone and you have to replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad.
random blogger reading this: what
me: OTP
Ohsweetjesus I’m going to have to buy a new sewing machine, but money, I don’t have any. And no job… Fffff I may have to suck it up and apply for a job at shop rite like my sister… Which would be a job and all but I hate her and we’d probably be working the same time and I just don’t like that idea.
Would it be socially acceptable to post “your ego is prego, this is one doodle that can’t be undid homeskillet.” on my pregnant sister-in-law’s wall? Or would that be frowned upon?…
Today's brilliant deduction
e-lodicolo:
You either like frozen Gogurt or you’re wrong
Holyshit. I’m gonna be an aunt. Holyshit. No. No. I did not ask for this. Oh my god.
I’m a terrible person.
WHY COULDN’T THEY JUST USE PROTECTION OR SOMETHING THEY HAVEN’T EVEN BEEN MARRIED A YEAR!
Watchcespur:
curbstompdisco:
mattchew03:
Since the Toddlers & Tiaras Copyright Police had it removed from YouTube, I’m posting (an extended new version of) my Alana video here, honey boo-boo child.
Is this really real? Oh man.
ok what the fuck is even going on ‘cause idek
