November just gtfo, no one likes you.
Who even invited you?
- Famous person: Oh! Tumblr. That seems nice... Let me troll on the tags and- Oh, that's not cute. Wh-what did they do this? I-I never touched this person. Bu- we are just friends. Oh my God, what did they- They can manip, oh god... Manips everywhere and- WHO GAVE INTERNET TO THESE PEOPLE?!
Sarah Hyneman, VP of tumblr, entered the room.
“David what are you doing?”
“What do you mean what am I doing?” responded David innocently as he poured another mug of hot chocolate onto the server.
“Stop doing that! You’re going to bring down the site again!” Sarah rushed over and took the mug out of David’s small, fragile hands.
David began to scream and cry. He flopped onto his stomach and pounded the floor with his fists. “NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!”
its weird because gerard made an actual person
and hes responsible for them
he holds a baby
he actually carries her around places
i just imagine him to be at home and just like being like oh look a baby and then he goes to pick her up and then he drops her and hes like oops and just walks away to drink some more melted butter
“Harry Potter isn’t real” they said
“Magic is fake” they said
“What’s that green light coming out of that stick” they said
You’re CHRISTians, not Godists. Stop quoting hateful bullshit from the Old Testament and start doing the things Jesus Christ actually told you to do, like being nice, not judging people, loving everyone unconditionally, and giving to the poor without question. Start doing that or stop calling yourselves Christian.
- Teacher: where's your homework
- Me: why you so obsessed with me