December 2011
I've been ready for the end of November since November 1st
November just gtfo, no one likes you.
Who even invited you?
It must be so awkward to be famous
- Famous person: Oh! Tumblr. That seems nice... Let me troll on the tags and- Oh, that's not cute. Wh-what did they do this? I-I never touched this person. Bu- we are just friends. Oh my God, what did they- They can manip, oh god... Manips everywhere and- WHO GAVE INTERNET TO THESE PEOPLE?!
November 2011
“I love teasing kids, I go, ‘I know what’s on the other side of the veil,’ ‘cause Sirius Black goes through that veil and then he’s gone, and they look at me and ask, ‘what?’ and I say, ‘Batman.’”
—Gary Oldman (via unilintu)
David Karp sat alone in tumblr's server room
Sarah Hyneman, VP of tumblr, entered the room.
“David what are you doing?”
“What do you mean what am I doing?” responded David innocently as he poured another mug of hot chocolate onto the server.
“Stop doing that! You’re going to bring down the site again!” Sarah rushed over and took the mug out of David’s small, fragile hands.
David began to scream and cry. He flopped onto his stomach and pounded the floor with his fists. “NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!”
its weird because gerard made an actual person
and hes responsible for them
like
he holds a baby
he actually carries her around places
i just imagine him to be at home and just like being like oh look a baby and then he goes to pick her up and then he drops her and hes like oops and just walks away to drink some more melted butter
Listen
Panic At the Disco
floatingflocks-of-candleswans:
A friend just sent me this—it’s the beginning of I Write Sins Not Tragedies slowed down and layered over The Ballad of Mona Lisa. IDK who did this (if you do let me know), but it’s kind of fucking genius. And a little sad.
ETA: source found! http://emilysachs.tumblr.com/
omg whoa
jesus dicks
…So what I’m getting is that the top hat and cane on the cobwebbed pew in the video wasn’t enough and they want us to hurt more?
I fucking love this.
Holy shit.
If your url has cunt/whore/slut in it I’m judging you
ok
“Harry Potter isn’t real” they said
“Magic is fake” they said
“What’s that green light coming out of that stick” they said
Dear God Fearing America,
You’re CHRISTians, not Godists. Stop quoting hateful bullshit from the Old Testament and start doing the things Jesus Christ actually told you to do, like being nice, not judging people, loving everyone unconditionally, and giving to the poor without question. Start doing that or stop calling yourselves Christian.
KAWAII ADDED TO THE OXFORD DICTIONARY
kill me
omg sweet
haha the examples
“she paints elephants that are extremely kawaii”
Welp.
- Teacher: where's your homework
- Me: why you so obsessed with me
